· For the Conversion Sacrament
Q. Do I have to give up my existing religious views?
A. Not unless they conflict with the Church's teachings, in which case you're going to have to reconcile things.
Q. Can I choose to replace my existing views with those of the Church?
Q. Should I devote my life to the Church and the YAP way, giving myself over to Nautical Nonsense continually and in all aspects of life?
Q. Can I perform the conversion procedure symbolically? (For example, remove a fish from my tank, claim that it represents me symbolically (by proxy), let it flop for a second, and put it back in the tank?)
Q. If I have to perform the conversion procedure literally, why don't I have to flop on a real boat deck?
Q. Do I do anything differently after I'm in the Church?
Q. How can I help the Church?
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