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The First Reformed Church of SpongeBob Squarepants organizes the Scriptures in the following manner:

Genesis: Theme The Early Writings Nautical Nonsense (with Sponge Buddies) Tide and Seek The Seascape Capers Christmas Scriptures Other Scriptures

Genesis: Theme click here for text and orbiter dictum

The Early Writings

First Testament
Book of Reef Blower
Book of Tea at the Tree Dome
Book of Bubblestand
Book of Ripped Pants
Book of Jellyfishing
Book of Plankton!
Book of Naughty Nautical Neighbors
Book of Boating School
Book of Pizza Delivery
Book of Home Sweet Pineapple
Book of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy
Book of Pickles
Book of Hall Monitor
Book of Jellyfish Jam
Book of Sandy's Rocket
Book of Squeaky Boots

Second Testament
Book of Nature Pants
Book of Opposite Day
Book of Culture Shock
Book of F.U.N.
Book of MuscleBob Buffpants
Book of Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost
Book of the Chaperone
Book of Employee of the Month
Book of Scardey Pants
Book of I Was a Teenage Gary
Book of SB-129
Book of Karate Choppers
Book of Sleepy Time
Book of Suds
Book of Valentines
Book of the Paper

Third Testament
Book of Arrgh!
Book of Rock Bottom
Book of Texas
Book of Walking Small
Book of Fools in April
Book of Neptune's Spatula
Book of Hooky
Book of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II

Nautical Nonsense (with Sponge Buddies)

Book of Ripped Pants (see Early Writings, First Testament)
Book of SB-129 (see Early Writings, Second Testament)
Book of Texas (see Early Writings, Third Testament)
Book of the Graveyard Shift
Book of Something Smells
Book of Jellyfishing (see Early Writings, First Testament)
Book of Dying for Pie
Book of Wormy
Book of F.U.N.(see Early Writings, Second Testamnet)
Book of Club SpongeBob

Tide and Seek

Book of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III
Book of Big Pink Loser
Book of Opposite Day (see Early Writings, Second Testament)
Book of Squirrel Jokes
Book of Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
Book of Dumped
Book of Bossy Boots
Book of The Bully
Book of Sleepy Time
Book of Squidsville

The Seascape Capers

Book of the Fry Cook Games
Book of Bubblestand (see Early Writings, First Testament)
Book of Squid's Day Off
Book of SpongeBob Meets the Strangler
Book of Pranks a Lot
Book of Artist Unknown
Book of Grandma's Kisses
Book of Krusty Love
Book of Krab Borg
Book of the Smoking Peanut

Christmas Scripture

Book of Christmas Who?
Book of Procrastination
Book of Snowball Effect
Book of Survival of the Idiots

Other Scriptures

Book of Patty Hype

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This is not a complete listing of the scriptures. This page will be updated as new information is available. The Church's next goal is to provide a study guide for each Book. If you are interested in helping out in this endeavor, you can find more information here.

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